tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-230028592011-04-21T12:17:27.438-07:00Bloggernoreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23002859.post-1149442928607703882006-06-04T10:41:00.000-07:002006-06-04T10:42:08.620-07:00<h3 class="post-title"> Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked </h3> <p> </p>10. No one ever steals your chair.<br />9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.<br />8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.<br />7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.<br />6. You want to see if it's like the dream.<br />5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.<br />4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."<br />3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.<br />2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.<br /><br />And.....the Number One reason to go to work naked:<br /><br />Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" ever again.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23002859-114944292860770388?l=onlycarsblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Bloggernoreply@blogger.com0